16 Reasons 'Why'... not...

This, in response to another poster's list of "16 Reasons Why She's the One"...

...because I just have to get it off my 'list.'

Enjoy... I know I did.

1} Hippie frowers
2} Forks
3) Small colored candies such as Skittles, jellybeans, or M&M's
4} Mother Russia
6} Winona Ryder
7} Doctors
8} Sticks
9} Herman's Hermit(s) and/or Lily
10} Marshmallows
11} Any 'Beatle,' with the exception of George (since nobody wanted to sing 'My Sweet Lord,' eh?)
12} Camouflage
13} "Playboy" bunnies
14} Techno music
15} Hot dogs and franks
16} Monkeys

But, wait... I've got 16 more, because... two is better, right? Twins, and all...

1} Gemini anything
2} Aquarius
3) Cat gifs
4} Crows that don't actually do anything
5} Rice
6} Feng Shui
7} Charles Manson
8} Tiny dogs
9} Little girls playing "dress up"
10} Glasses
11} Sunglasses
12} Threshing Swords
13) Flaming Swords
14} Bicycles
15} Wormy apples
16} Dog-and-pony shows

I've got 16 more, but I'll try to 'cut it short,' so to speak...

I think you get the picture.

I know I did. I 'googled' it...

or, should I say, ;}

That one's for You, 'Estrella'...